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he wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him -- february 2003

HE WOULDN'T KNOW MAJESTY IF IT CAME UP AND BIT HIM
Or, Strong Bad is Totally Awesome -- 02.09.03

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Brendan started it all by painting Trogdor on Joan and Manisha's window, but Trogdor looked so lonely, all alone on that window there. So I decided to paint Strong Bad to keep him company. Look how artistic and cute I am.
Whoah! WhhooooAAAaahhh! Joan surprises me with the camera. Oh man, that's intense. Strong Bad now has a second eye. And look at that. Trogdor looks so totally awesome, with that big beefy arm coming out of the back of his neck there. Man. Check out his majesty.
Closeup on the emerging masterpiece.
Oh man, look how artistic the top of me arse is, hanging out of my jeans there. Looks like Painter's Ass is a true and tragic scourge among the artistically gifted. Brendan is on the left, painting a gagging snowman from Calvin and Hobbes.
And back up I go again to continue painting.
Brendan painting freakish snowmen from Calvin and Hobbes.
Finished Strong Bad. I don't mix paint well. But he is STILL TOTALLY AWESOME.
Trogdor the Burninator and Strong Bad in all their majesty.
The finished masterpiece.

Anyway, that is all.

Until then, I SAID CONSUMMATE V's! CONSUMMATE V's!