So my mom has a friend at work whose daughter just graduated from Wharton. My mom and her mom conspired so that Jenny ended up inviting me out to a big huge Chinese New Year's celebration in Chinatown. It was quite amusing, especially when I actually worked up the balls to try the appetizer, which turned out to be jellyfish and duck feet in sesame soy sauce. Oh man, how great it is to be Chinese. You get to eat all sorts of cRaZy foods!! Oh man! Oh man, that was crazy! And then it got even CRAZIER as the night dragged on because everybody else started getting drunk and drunker and then started karaoke-ing like madmen/women. Anyway. Here is a photographic documentation of the CRAZINESS that enused.

More photos can be found here

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	Grant and I arrived and fought our way through the crowd of fifty-something people to find a place to sit. And, yea verily, we claimed this table to be our own. Our tablemates, L to R: Scott, Jenny, Yours Truly, Grant, Sonny (?)
	Another shot of our table. I don't actually remember these people's names any more, but they seemed friendly...and they got even more friendly as they drank more Yuengling.
	Once more with our table. I AM RETARDED. Do not laugh.
	Ironically, I didn't drink at dinner, but I am still retarded. Grant pounded, like, 12 beers. This picture was probably taken during a mass rendition of "Lean on Me," during which EVERYBODY was singing drunkenly.
	So after 12 Yuenglings, Grant was pretty musically inclined.
	Luckily, there just happened to be a karaoke machine handy...
	...Resulting in a heartfelt rendition of "Billie Jean." The boy has talent.
	I don't know who these people are, but I thought this picture was still pretty funny. Yea, kegstand. I haven't seen one of those since high school. Grant said, "I haven't done one of those since high school."

Anyway, that is indeed all folks.

Until then, PLAY NICE, PLAY SAFE.