Yes, my sister is wearing galoshes. She is like that.

Obligatory panorama photo. That is either Nehalem
Bay or Manzanita. Uh. Yes.

Obligatory pseudo-artsy shot. There is my sexy,
sexy foot in the sexy, sexy water.

We did not get attacked by the seagulls, thankfully.
They just attacked each other.

This is me pointing at the hideous sand whale
I tried to make unsuccessfully. You can't read
it, but this what the story written in the sand says:

"Once upon a time, there was an incredibly ugly
whale (arrow pointing to sand whale). None of the
other whales would play with it, so it was very, very
sad and committed suicide by beaching itself. The end."

My sister kicked in my whale after I wouldn't stop
making fun of her hideous sand castle. It WAS pathetically
ugly anyway. To be perfectly honest, the two towers she managed to
make looked disturbingly similar to two deformed tits. So I kept
calling it "Castle Titicaca," which finally pissed her off so much
that she kicked in my whale as I kicked in her sandcastle,
which was just as well, anyway, because I was getting strange
looks from people who had read my story. Anyway. That's it.

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